The Etiquette of Downsizing 2

CHAPTER 1 Let's All Hop in a Ryder Truck 5
CHAPTER 2 Would Pat Buchanan Take a Check from Satan? 18
CHAPTER 3 "Don't Vote—It Only Encourages Them" 22
CHAPTER 4 Democrat? Republican? Can You Tell the Difference? 26
CHAPTER 5 Not on the Mayflower? Then Leave! 33
CHAPTER 6 Big Welfare Mamas 43
CHAPTER 7 Let's Dump on Orange County 56
CHAPTER 8 How to Conduct the Rodney King Commemorative Riot 62
CHAPTER 9 Pagan Babies 68
CHAPTER 10 Germany Still Hasn't Paid for Its Sins— and I Intend to Collect 76
CHAPTER 11 So You Want to Kill the President! 83
CHAPTER 12 Show Trials I'd Like to See 94
CHAPTER 13 If Clinton Had Balls . 97
CHAPTER 14 Steve Forbes Was an Alien 104
CHAPTER 15 Corporate Crooks Trading Cards 108
CHAPTER 16 Why Are Union Leaders So F#!@ing Stupid? 127

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